Mothers Know Best

 

REMEMBER  HOW YOUR MOTHER USED TO SAY...  
 
 
'SON,  YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK UP HITCH-HIKERS,  
 IT'S  JUST NOT SAFE TO PICK UP STRANGERS!'
 

 
 
 AND YOU SAID...
 
'BUT  MUM, IT WAS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY,

 AND  SHE LOOKED REALLY HOT...'  
 



 
AND  YOUR MUM SAID...
 
   'SON, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT IT WAS.
 NEVER PICK UP STRANGERS  WHO ARE HITCHHIKING!!'

 


  
  
 
  AND  THEN, IN YOUR DETERMINED EFFORT TO MAKE A BELIEVER OUT OF YOUR MUM, YOU VEHEMENTLY SAID...  
 'MUM,  SHE WAS SO HOT SHE WAS STRIPPINGHER CLOTHES OFF TO KEEP  COOL,
 
  I  FELT EMBARRASSED FOR HER SO I STOPPED.  
 WHAT  ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?'
 

 
  
  
  
 
AND  THENNNNNNNNN, YOUR MUM SAID...
 'SON,  LISTEN TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT SHE WAS, OR HOW NAKED SHE WAS,  
 
I'LL  TELL YOU WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED  TO DO!  YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP RIGHT  ON  GOING, DAMN IT!!!   
  IT  IS DANGEROUS TO PICK UP PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW.  YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO  BE ALIVE!!!'
 

 
  
  
 
AND  NOW...  I'M SAYING TO YOU...
 
 'ISN'T  IT ABOUT DAMN TIME...
 

 
  
 
 
  
 THAT  YOU START LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER?