Route to Heaven

How to get to Heaven from Scotland ....
 
I was testing children in my  Glasgow  Sunday School class to see if they
understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
 
"NO!" the children answered.

 

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
 
Again, the answer was, 'No!'  
By now I was starting to smile.

 

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, 
and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"
 
Again, they all answered, 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted,  
 
"Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid"

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...