Nine Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,Bob.They loaded up in
Jack's minivan & headed north.After driving for a few hrs, they got
caught in a terrible blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm & asked
the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the
night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there & I have this huge
house all to myself,but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm
afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,& the 2 men found their way to the barn & settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, & they got on their way.They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.It took him a few minutes to figure it out,but he finally deter- mined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob & asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house & pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red & he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died & left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now
that your smiling do it for the rest of the day!)