1)      Did you fart? Coz yi blew me awa.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.

3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hud it in.

4) Di ye huv a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.

6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in yer hole.

7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman -'WHAT?'
 Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.

10) I canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
intae this cheap motel room.

11) Yur puss reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it ma nuts
pure tighten up.