Fat Head

A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his wife and his son. He says "I'll
have a chocolate cone", his wife says "I'll have a vanilla cone". Then the
man slaps his son on the back of the head and says "What do you want,
Fat Head?".

The lady behind the counter asks "Why did you smack him and call him
fat head?" The husband replies "There are 3 things in life a man wants!
The first thing is a nice big truck. You see that nice big truck sitting out
there? That's mine! The second thing a man wants in life is a nice big
house. You see that great big house on top of the hill on the edge of town?
That's mine! The third thing a man wants in life is a nice tight pussy, and I
had that until Fat Head came along"