Careful with some Upgrades...

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
The programme began unexpected child-processes and valuable resources.

Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other system activities.
An application such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5,Football 9.2 and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system etc. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications.

Thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

"A Troubled User"

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
Its impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
Its impossible to uninstall, once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to
allow this. (Look in
your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend Wife 1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
Please enter the command CX]2;APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have
to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal
Wife 1.0 is a great programme, but it is high maintenance.! Wife 1.0
comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook
1.5 etc. However, be careful. Improper use will launch the program
NagNag 9.5 The only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Complete dresses 5.1 and
Jewellery 5.9

WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage .