You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out
onto the church steps.
The photographer raises his camera.
Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which
you will release together.
You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in
your hands
as your friends and relatives eagerly wait. The photographer gives
the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the
house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity ....
AND YOU THINK THE DOVES ARE GOING TO POOP, DON'T YOU??