Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were
doing.
Paddy replied, "We're supposed to be finding the
height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag,
loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few
measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6
inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, "Isn't that just typically like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the length!"