7 Rabbits

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and
another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Jonnie: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another
2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Jonnie: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples,
and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Jonnie: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2
rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Wee Jonnie: Seven!!!

 

Teacher: WHERE THE F**K DO YOU GET SEVEN FROM?!?!?

Wee Jonnie: Because I f***ing have 1 at home