'SON, YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK UP HITCH-HIKERS,
IT'S JUST NOT SAFE TO PICK UP STRANGERS!'
AND YOU SAID...
'BUT MUM, IT WAS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY,
AND SHE LOOKED REALLY HOT...'
AND YOUR MUM SAID...
'SON, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT IT WAS.
NEVER PICK UP STRANGERS WHO ARE HITCHHIKING!!'
AND THEN, IN YOUR DETERMINED EFFORT TO MAKE A BELIEVER OUT OF YOUR MUM, YOU VEHEMENTLY SAID...
'MUM, SHE WAS SO HOT SHE WAS STRIPPINGHER CLOTHES OFF TO KEEP COOL,
I FELT EMBARRASSED FOR HER SO I STOPPED.
WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?'
AND THENNNNNNNNN, YOUR MUM SAID...
'SON, LISTEN TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW HOT SHE WAS, OR HOW NAKED SHE WAS,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP RIGHT ON GOING, DAMN IT!!!
IT IS DANGEROUS TO PICK UP PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW. YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!!'
AND NOW... I'M SAYING TO YOU...
'ISN'T IT ABOUT DAMN TIME...
THAT YOU START LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER?