3 Women & The Black Bra

3 women & their ideas...

The other day I had lunch with two of my
unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress,
and of course I've been married for 20+years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra &
bodice, stiletto heels & a mask just over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here is how it went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over & found me
wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos & a
mask. He saw me & said, "You are
the woman of my dreams. I love you.." We made
love all night long.

The mistress:
The other night I met my lover at his office & I was
wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes
& a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he
didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to tell my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos, & a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door & saw me he said,

"What's for dinner, Batman?"