A wedding occurred just outside Govan in Glasgow ... To keep
tradition
going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's
families
have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and
generally
kicking the living daylights out of each other.
The Police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings
calm with the
use of his use of hammer, shouting "Silence in Court!".
The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and
says "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I
should
explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take
the
stand.
Ronny begins his explanation by telling the court that it is
traditional in a Govan wedding that the Best Man gets the first
dance
with the Bride.
The judge says "OK". "Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the
first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the
second song,
and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third
song,
when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards
us and
gave the Bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have
hurt!"
"HURT?" Ronny replies, "He broke three of my fingers!"